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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
"No more last requests."
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
"I should have bought more crap."
'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."
'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
'It was his last wish, Helen. 'Scatter my ashes,' he whispered, 'over my favorite spot on Earth.''
I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?
On a small knoll overlooking his favourite field of greens, Chef Anton's final wish was fulfilled.
Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'
He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.
'He wanted an ethical funeral, so I made use of the old laundry basket.'
'My final request? How about 'Who Put The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chaowder?''
"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."