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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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"No more last requests."
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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."
"I should have bought more crap."
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'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."
'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
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'It was his last wish, Helen. 'Scatter my ashes,' he whispered, 'over my favorite spot on Earth.''
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Do you want to be buried or cremated? - I'm not sure... - Well, would you rather risk being buried alive or burned alive? - Okay, okay. Cremated. - That wasn't so difficult, was it?
Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'
He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.
'He wanted an ethical funeral, so I made use of the old laundry basket.'
"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."
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"It was his final wish."
"Please remember to baste me. I want a crisp skin, but not burnt! Place me between the mashed potatoes and stuffing. Save my bones and neck for soup. . ."