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'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'
'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
'Hardly worth blowing down.'
'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
Tags:boy band, boy bands, form, forms, forming, formed, create, creates, creating, created, finance, finances, financial, financed, scheme, schemes, plan, plans, planning, planned, cymbal, cymbals, tuba, tubas, brass, music box, music boxes, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'So, how much can you lend me?'
"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."
Tags:metaphor, metaphors, burst your bubble, business, businesses, bubble, bubbles, fail, failure, failures, failing, failed, failed business, men, businessmen, businessman, bankrupt, bankruptcy, financial bubble, finance, finances, financial, space, outer space, expression, saying, expressions, sayings, debt, debts, liquidation, liquidated, liquidate, insolvent, insolvency
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, egg, eggs, easter egg, easter eggs, basket, baskets, finance, finances, advice, advise, advises, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Playfully skirting catastrophic failure since 1924
Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
Tags:date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, ego, egocentric, selfish, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, economy, economic, finance, financial, money, men, man, subject change, change of subject, conversation, conversations, dollar, dollars, currency
'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'
Tags:dog is a mans best friend, mans best friend, friend, friends, best friend, best friends, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, financial adviser, financial advisor, adviser, advisor, advise, advised, financial, finance, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'
'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'
"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
Tags:dog, dogs, bone, bones, bond, bonds, bond market, the bond market, banks, bank, banker, bankers, finance, financial sector, the financial sector, banking, premium bond, premium bonds, refuse, refusal, refused, refusals, out dated, out of date, junk bond, junk bonds, bank teller, bank tellers, savings and loans, s & l, savings and loans crisis
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
Tags:college, college education, education, educate, class, classes, dorm, dorms, college lifestyle, lifestyle, millennials, millennial, modern life, modern world, dependent, dependant, dependance, dependence, student, students, finance, finances, loan, loans, debt, in debt, meal plan, meal plans, university, universities, college student, america, american