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'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'
'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'
'Sorry, I can't explain derivatives trading either.'
'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.
'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'
'I have money but it's not working for me because it's not invested.'
'He was my financial advisor!'
'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'
'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'
'Is this a bad time to ask about my investments?'
'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
The Little Golden Book of Derivatives and Credit Default Swaps.
'How do I know you're legit?'
Making money for investors is simple
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'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'
'I'm lazy and have no desire to work. How can we restructure my father's portfolio to keep it that way?'
Investments: Indecisive? Maybe our 'Hedge Funds' would be right for you!
"I used to invest mainly in socially conscious funds, then I found the difference between 'right and wrong' is that wrong pays better."
"Mr. Mooglark goes way back. He remembers fund trading before there were derivatives."
"My investment goals? Short-term, I'd like to be rich. Long-term, I'd like to be filthy rich."
"Remember, Mr. Donham, my door is always open to the 'small investor'..."
I Break for Stock Tips.