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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'
"I love the way you look like you're making money even though you're making no money at all."
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'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."
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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'
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"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''
'I'm not interested in minimum risk. I want long term gains without risk.'
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
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"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."
'Now that's the kind of 'outside the box' thinking I've been talking about.'
'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'
'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'
"What a day! A brilliant sun, an azure sky, the air like vintage wine! By George, I've half a mind to do a bit of profit taking!"
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"
"This quarter we're very bullish on red."
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"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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