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"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'
Germany urges more austerity for the Greek economy.
'Dad, I don't qualify for financial aid, but the dean offered to find you a second job!'
I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.
'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'
'This is sounds of the ocean. For a $25 pledge, we'll send you a recording of 'Sounds of the Tsunami'.....'
"I know there's no life on Mars, because they haven't asked us for money."
Ailing Economy - Please Help.
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
If Robin Hood Were Giving to the Poor Today...
Sounds of the Tsunami: 50 cents
"Help! Ah, like now..."