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"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
'I'm not kidding Bertie, give me your lunch money.'
"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."
"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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Night of the Living Debt.
"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."
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"Honey, we're homeless."
I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.
'Please bring me a copy of our 2004 annual report. I want to reminisce.'
Germany as the new leader in the EU,
"I'm bored! Let's create a new financial crisis!"
"Is the war on inflation over yet?"
'Oh . . . one other thing . . . Happy New Year.'
'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'
With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.
"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."
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Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.
'What the hell's going on down there!'
'I think my dad's favorite team is the 'the bulls'.'
"Funny - I still feel like we're broke!"
'Due to all the government bailouts, you'll need to earn more. We're counting on you to bail us out.'