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Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!
Save your money...
Help. If I hadn't lost everything, I'll tell you what stocks I'd buy now.
'We've exhausted all other strategies to avoid the buyout, Dennis. This is where we rely on your expertise in martial arts.'
'I reviewed the figures. The consultant saved us a bundle but cost us a larger bundle.'
"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."
'He's reacting to a consumer shift that only he can hear.'
'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'
'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'
'Your financial statements indicate to my trained eye that your tolerance for risk is low.'
'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'
'Today another financial firm went kerflooey and here with us is an expert to explain the economic impact of 'Kerflooey.''
'Your tests are normal. What you need is a financial expert.'
'So what's so great about being an economist? You can talk about money without having to make any.'
The worst is over...the worst is yet to come.
"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."