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'You need a better long-term strategy than winning powerball.'
'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'
'Why bother to budget? So we can worry before we spend money, as well as afterwards.'
"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."
'At least we won't have to worry if our pension plans are any good.'
"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "
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"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."
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The 'Jesse James' retirement plan for procrastinators.
'I'm hoping to sell a lot of them...so I'm naming my invention 'zero percent financing'.'
"Five years down the line I see myself winning the lottery."
"We can't always wing it with quick fix solutions. We need an effective long term miracle."
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"Between my IRA, small pension, and savings, I think when I retire, I'll only need two part time jobs to get by."
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'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'
"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."
'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'
'Sure, I had a retirement plan: Stop going to work.'
"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."
'You're a member of half a dozen class action lawsuits and that's your retirement plan?'
"Is this a question regarding the company's revision of its fiscal remuneration package - or another request to 'go curl one out'?"
"Be glad to be young and poor. This way you've got enough time to prepare for old-age poverty."
Remember, it's all about Keeping up with Dow Jones
'You make no sense financially.'
'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'
'Should you wait until 70 to retire? Are you feeling lucky?'
'Okay, how were you planning to repay the loan assuming you don't win the world series of poker?'