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'Tech's working on it to also predict, future market regulations.'
Unleashing the dogs of regulation.
"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."
"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators."
"We don't give money to first time robbers."
Laughing all the way to the bank.
'When is it due Diligence?'
"The investment banking division has 500 employees, including 499 compliance officers."
"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."
Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.
'I'd prefer the banks were re-formed and Destiny's Child split up.'
"They're decreasing financial regulation again."
"Whats this? An attempt to rein in unfettered capitalism? That's an assault on the American Way if I've ever heard one!"
'I'll never understand supply-side economics...'
'Well what a coincidence! I'm a financial regulator too!'
'When it comes to the children I believe in light-touch regulation.'
'So that's agreed then. . . in future you only accept 'grotesquely excessive bonuses' as opposed to 'unimaginably overinflated' ones!'
"In the future every bank will be honest for 15 minutes."
'The regulators came down hard on us. They unfriended us on facebook.'
'In financial news, denials of impropriety outperformed admissions of impropriety.'
'And you say this attack was unprovoked, sir...'
"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."
Mitt Romney's International Bankster's Bash!
Sanctions planned for bankers bonuses.
'Increased regulation of our financial institutions would. . . Put the whole wad on Papa's Derivatives in the sixth race. . .'