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'Doug, Jeremy! Get back in here! The sales graph was upside-down!'
"I mostly cover financial news."
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."
'And this E.K.G. shows that the company is in excellent health.'
"It was an amazing half hour."
"Well, I'm sure that Alan Greenspan's mother is very proud."
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"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."
'Very impressive Randall! We'd still like to see the financial report.'
Tags:report, financial report, financial reports, quarterly reports, accountant, accountancy, yearly report, finance, financial, business, meeting, business meeting, fire, entertainer, entertainers, distraction, distracting, circus, circuses, circus trick, circus tricks, distractions, stall, stalls, stalling, cover-up, coverup, coverups, cover-ups, covering up, stall, stalls, stalling, stall for time
"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark
"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."
"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."
'Please bring me a copy of our 2004 annual report. I want to reminisce.'
Welcome Stockholders: The Lynching
Tags:lynch, lynches, lynching, stockholder, stockholders, stockholder's meeting, stockholder's meetings, stockholders meeting, stockholders meetings, bad news, financial report, financial reports, lynch mob, lynch mobs, angry mob, angry mobs, hanging, hangings, investor, investors, investment, investments
"This is terrible—who let him in here?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, chart, charts, graphs, graph, decline, declining, profit, profits, report, reports, finances, financial report, financial reports, money, in denial, nonacceptance, bad news
'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'
"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."
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'Before I discuss the company's financial situation, anyone who doesn't want to see a grown man cry should leave the room.'
"My report is on money."
Tags:report, reports, book report, book reports, money, greed, greedy, board meeting, board meetings, greed, greedy, financial report, financial reports, finances, management, managers, financial manager, financial managers, head of finances, executive, executives, executive meeting, executive meetings, status report, status reports
'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'
"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."
Tags:bedtime story, bedtime stories, stock market, stock markets, stock, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock exchange, financial news, financial report, financial reports, newspaper, newspapers, profit, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, kid, kids, scary story, scary stories, financial crash, financial crashes, financial crisis, financial crises
'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'
Quarterly Report with Backup Singers
"On the other hand, it's been a great year for Berlioz."
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"I see you brought the pie charts."