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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'
'This year we're in really great shape. Nobody understands our financial statement!'
"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."
"We have a hazing for all our new accountants where we make them crunch letters."
"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."
'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'
'It's been a rough quarter, but to improve customer satisfaction we're sending out a pair of these rose-colored glasses with each financial statement.'
A Drive in Bank - Financial Statement: Assets, $50 Million; Liabilities, $10 Million; Oil Reserves, $5 Million; Tires Rotated & Lube; $50.
'If money doesn't grown on trees why do banks have so many branches?'
'What do you expect from a company that does its financial statements in pencil?'
'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'
"From the looks of this statement, our financial planner was more of a financial guesser."
"One's the application, the other's a financial statement."
"Business is as usual. Marginal."