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"The sharp quills protect me from creditors."
'Oh, these? These are my recession chinos.'
"Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in my hat—what do you expect in this economy?"
"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."
"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."
Thinking about money.
Stock Market Woes
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Have Your Cards Read Here
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"Any chance you could reimburse me for your birthday card?"
"You need to improve your fitness."
It's a Valentine from the Bank: Your account's in the red, Your mortgage is overdue, DO something about it, Or we'll foreclose on you.
"That feeling when you're suddenly hit with a large bill."
"Broke? I'm as broke as the Ten Commandments."
"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"
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"I know money can't buy happiness, but I'd like enough to at least lease it."
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Going for Broke
"You're dying, why are you smiling?"
"So this weirdo gives me something he calls 'magic beans' for collateral. Then I threw them in the wastebasket and told him to get out."
"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."
"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."
"The bank has frozen you assets. You'll fine your money in our Alaska branch."
I have two teenagers that text!
"Warply, I'm afraid the company is folding."
"Please tell me what advice you need so I can give it to you."