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"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
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Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.
"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."
"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
"I'm a street artist."
The Gauguins at Home
Tags:gaugin, paul gaugin, tahiti, tahitian, tahitians, art history, art historian, art historians, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, paradise, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, painter, painters, painting, paintings, fine art, fine arts, fine artist, fine artists, vacation, vacations, fling, flings, summer fling, summer flings, impressionist, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, impressionists, fantasy, fantasies
"Arianna Stassinopoulos Hufﬁngton should write a book about you!"
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Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department
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"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."
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'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'
Tags:mondrian, piet mondrian, mondriaan, piet mondriaan, de stijl, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern art movement, dutch painter, dutch painters, minimalist, minimalism, abstract, abstracts, abstract artist, abstract artists, painter, painters, fine art, fine arts, fine artist, fine artists, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, regretting, tattooed, mistake, mistakes, fashion faux pas
"They do look a lot like that at milking time."
Museum dilemma: X-rays real a Leonardo under a Rembrandt.
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The Museum Of Grant-Free Art
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"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."
"And sometimes, as in this work, the subject matter dictates a triptych format."
"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."
Tags:modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstract, cubist, cubists, cubism, painting, paintings, fine art, fine artist, fine artists, fine artistry, portrait, portraits, portraiture, fame, recognition, recognise, recognised, recognize, recognized, recognizes, recognises, face, paint, paints
"How long have you had this compulsion to leave bronze casts of yourself everywhere you go, Mr Gormley?"
Tags:gormley, antony gormley, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists, modern artist, modern artists, modern art, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychologist, psychology, psychologists, psychiatrists, statue, statues, contemporary art, contemporary artist, contemporary artists, compulsive behaviour, compulsive, compulsive behaviours, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, syndrome, syndromes
Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.
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An artist paints a women in a bikini that he's watching on TV.
An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.
"Well, here's your trouble, right here. You're not getting enough greens in."
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