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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'
Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
'Product diversification, I like that.'
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
"I feel a draft."
"We're simplifying our lives."
Tags:simplifying, simplify, simplifies, simple, keeping it simple, keep it simple, declutter, decluttering, declutters, bonfire, bonfires, fire, fires, burn, burning, set fire, couple, couples, suburban couple, suburban couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, yard, yards, garden, gardens, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"It didn't really bother me until they discovered fire."
"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."
Tags:job interview, job interviews, personnel, hr, human resources, self-deprecation, self deprecation, self-deprecated, self deprecated, fire, fires, fired, firing, performance review, performance appraisal, job appraisal, job review, personality type, personality types, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, modest, modesty, loser, losers, lose out, loses out, losing out, miss out, misses out, missing out
"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fire, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, outsourced, kill, killed, killing, dead, die, died, dead, death
"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'
'Sorry we have to let you go, Bob, but it's just a matter of budget priorities.'
Tags:funeral, funerals, death, dead, die, died, viking funeral, viking, vikings, nordic, nord, history, historical, ancient, ancient history, oar, oars, boat, boats, shield, shields, row, rowing, fire, fired, fires, set on fire, alight, hearse, hearses, funerary, respect, respectful, burial, burials, buried
"Long story short: you're fired."
"And that's where we fired Jeff."
Tags:office, offices, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, progress report, progress reports, progress chart, progress charts, graph, graphs, productivity, productive, productive, fire, fires, fired, firing, let go, letting go, lets go, lay off, laid off, lays off, sinking ship, bad nut, one bad nut, lousy worker, lousy workers, bringing everyone down, all go down together, collective failure
"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
Tags:fire, firing, fired, sack, sacked, getting the sack, can, canned, canning, sacking, getting canned, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, unemployed, unemployment, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, laid-offs, ageism, age discrimination, insensitive, insensitivity, forced retirement, forced into retirement, loser, losers, executive, executives, manager, managers, bad manager, bad managers, boss, bosses
"Don't say it – I'll clean out my desk."