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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
In case of fire, change subject.
"Don't worry, dear. I'll sort it out in the morning."
Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab
"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."
'Nothing like a little bad news to create a consensus.'
"Excellent fire drill! If this had been an actual forest fire..."
In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.
'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
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'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'
Procrastinator's support group
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"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."
'...You'll set off the fire alarm!'
Smoke Detector Support Group
'Settle down! The bell is a signal for me, not for you.'
Marvin Shlepmuffin - the guy who pre-programs your fire alarm battery to fail at 2:30 in the morning every time...
BREAK GLASS - for broken glass
Fire alarm box on fire.
In case of funky emergency, break glass
"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."
"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."
Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull