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"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
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"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."
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Firefighter Job Interviews
"Just whose idea was it to have an earth fire drill anyway?"
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"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."
Association For The Directionally Challenged
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In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.
"You've got your foot on my shallots, mate."
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"Call the fire department!"
Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.
Jungle Man looking for his lost monkey
'We need a taller ladder, chief!'
'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'
'Okay, children, that's our fire safety lecture...any questions?'
'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'
Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.
"Yeah, that's definitely a boy. We rescue cats."
Fire extinguisher on fire
"And that's why we wear red suspenders."
Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.
"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."