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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
'Since we don't have a fireplace, how does santa get into our house?'
Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?
'First, build a chimney.'
"It's like our first evenings...when YOU brought in the firewood!"
'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'
Friends huddling for warmth
'Look! They can sit by the fire without melting away! They must be some kind of invulnerable superheroes!'
'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.'
'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'
An Old Man Reminiscing.
'It may be tacky to accept advertising, but how else am I supposed to raise money to feed you all?' 'Don't have a chimney, but want me to visit? Get me a spare key from McWit Locks.'
Man pouring himself wine notices a hand with a glass, waiting to be topped up, coming from the chimney.
'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'
Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.
101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.
Death warmed up.
"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."
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Couple burning romance graffiti
"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"