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Forest Fire Hazard
'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'
'...You'll set off the fire alarm!'
'Wait a second...I think I left my straightener on.'
'Nice jack o'lantern, son. Now make sure to blow out the candle so we don't burn down the cat.'
"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."
Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.
"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."
"I hate to burst your bubble, Fred, but we live under water."
"Goodnight honey...did you remember to unplug the baby?"
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Firemen rescuing a piano.
'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'
'A smoke detector?? Safety regulations are getting out of hand!'
'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'
The second law of barbecuing. Both brilliantine & aftershave are flammable.
Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.
'Is it warm in here or - is that just me?'
'Can we go home now, I've just remembered I've left the oven on and the cats in it.'
'It's my first fillet flambe.'
Chinese Lanterns Offers.
'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'
Paint stripping using a blowtorch can be a risky business...
Sign's there for a reason, pal!
"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"
"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."
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