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"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
Tags:future, past, time travel, time travelling, time traveling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, warning, warnings, prediction, predictions, predicting, appliance, appliances, electronics, toaster, toasters, left on, forgot to turn off, turn off, forgot, burnt, burned, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, smoke, toasted, meeting yourself, alter-ego, alter-egos, doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, future self, future-self, safety, fire safety
A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.
Tags:bear, bears, wood, woods, tree, trees, forest, forests, smoke, smokes, smoking, bear smoking, bear smokes, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park ranger bear, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, bear ranger, bear rangers, forest fire, forest fires, fire safety, ignoring own advice, self-sabotage, wildfire, fire risk, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, hot, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, too hot, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
In case of fire, change subject.
"Don't worry, dear. I'll sort it out in the morning."
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
Jeff tests the smoke alarms.
Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.
"Since you have a complete record of my life, could you tell me if I remembered to turn the stove off?"
'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'
'Have you got any that AREN'T flame retardant?'
King rescued from castle on fire.
Tags:king, kings, castle, castles, fire, fires, fire safety, fire rescue, firefighter, firefighters, fire fighter, fire fighters, rescue, rescues, rescuer, rescuers, sedan, sedans, high jump, high jumps, fall, falls, falling, precarious position, precarious positions, jump, jumps, jumping, high jump, high jumps, high jumping
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
Tags:fire hydrant, fire hydrants, fire plug, fireplugs, fire pump, fire pumps, pump, pumps, fire, fires, fire safety, fire prevention, fighting fire, fighting fires, hydrant, hydrants, water, sparkling water, soda water, regular water, tap water, still water, drinking water, sparkling, soda, regular, tap, still, drinking, types of water, modern life, consumerism
"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."
Tags:appliance, appliances, electronics, smart appliance, smart appliances, stove, stoves, oven, oven, blender, blenders, kitchen, kitchens, forgot, forgotten, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, home, homes, safety, protection, fire safety, security, modern life
'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'
Tags:art, art museums, art gallery, modern art, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, fire safety, public places, art patrons, art patron, artist, artists, fire hydrants, fire extinguishers, art museum, art galleries, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, pretensions, health and safety, health & safety
Happy Birthday Marsha Mallow
If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!
Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.
"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, fireplug, fireplugs, fire pump, fire pumps, pump, pumps, fire safety, fire protection, street scene, street scenes, glasses, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, groucho glasses, nose glasses, novelty glasses, disguise, disguises, disguising, costume, costumes, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, evade, evasion, evading, question, questioning, looking, searching, look, search, directions
'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'
'Okay, children, that's our fire safety lecture...any questions?'
Smoke Detector Support Group
"These fire drills are getting pretty intense."