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'You call that a firecracker?'
"Firecrackers are too dangerous dear. We'll celebrate July 4th by making our own firecrackers. We'll put spicy jalapeno and cayenne pepper dip on whole wheat crackers."
"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"
'My client never actually SOLD secrets to the Chinese, your honor,.. he traded them for firecrackers.'
'Do not light the M8000 Firecracker before reading page six.'
"My generation is known as the baby boom."
"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."
'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'
'It's not what you think!'
"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"
'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.
Mom to other about hyper kid: 'Our little firecracker was born on the fourth of July. That's why we named him 'Boomer'.'
'Whatever you do, don't ask him about the Big Bang theory.'
Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.
Wordilly Durdillies - Hey dad! Why have you aged 45 years?
"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"
"Boy, she has a new look."
"Happy New Year!"
"Please welcome Dr. Corbett, who will explain his big bang theory."