Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Devil warming his feet on the fire
'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'
How To Spot A Politician
"I'm not sure making phones out of asbestos solves the problem."
"Fireproof pants, son. That way they'll never know if you're lying."
'I imagine you'll be asking for a refund.'
"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."
'Clear my schedule, I'm taking the rest of the day off to fireproof my money.'
Job Safety - Ghost.
'The chair is fireproof. But I'm not so sure about the jerk lyin' on it.'
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."