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"You look as if you don't expect fireworks, you act as if you don't expect fireworks, you say you don't expect fireworks. But something tells me you expect fireworks."
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
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"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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Sleeping through new year celebrations
"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"
'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'
'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'
'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'
'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'
'You call that a firecracker?'
"Firecrackers are too dangerous dear. We'll celebrate July 4th by making our own firecrackers. We'll put spicy jalapeno and cayenne pepper dip on whole wheat crackers."
'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
Rocket Science Job Interview
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
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'My client never actually SOLD secrets to the Chinese, your honor,.. he traded them for firecrackers.'
"Are those fireworks or Egyptian explosions?"
"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"
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'Do not light the M8000 Firecracker before reading page six.'
'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'
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"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."
Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.
"Get ready to run."