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"You look as if you don't expect fireworks, you act as if you don't expect fireworks, you say you don't expect fireworks. But something tells me you expect fireworks."
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
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"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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Sleeping through new year celebrations
Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now
"Maybe we should just project a movie this year."
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"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"
'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'
'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'
4th of July: United States of Covid
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'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'
'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'
'You call that a firecracker?'
Fire at the fireworks factory.
"Firecrackers are too dangerous dear. We'll celebrate July 4th by making our own firecrackers. We'll put spicy jalapeno and cayenne pepper dip on whole wheat crackers."
'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
New Year's Eve party for dogs
"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
Rocket Science Job Interview
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
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"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."
'My client never actually SOLD secrets to the Chinese, your honor,.. he traded them for firecrackers.'
"Are those fireworks or Egyptian explosions?"