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"OK, now—this time for real!"
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'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"I guess my wife couldn't make it."
"Level with me, Colonel. What kind of worst-case scenario are we talking about here?"
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Snowman facing firing squad.
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'Your sales have been so bad lately, firing you wasn't good enough.'
'Can I check my emails first?'
"He's a very controlling person."
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'I think you're being overly pessimistic about how your grievance will turn out.'
"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."
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'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'
"Could you not do that here?"
"How about an outfit with slimming vertical stripes?"
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"Why didn't somebody tell us this guy could disarm with humor?"
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Firing Squads and Targets
Egg faces firing squad of chefs.
Firing Squad pointing at man about to commit suicide.
"Due to recent anti-smoking legislation, all I can offer you is a last stick of gum or 'the patch.'"
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'Think of us as a kind of stop smoking clinic. We can unequivocally guarantee it'll be your last cigarette.'
Firing Squad Humor
Fun at the Firing Squad.
'Sorry about this, the firing squad prefer a moving target.'