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First Child Cartoons and Comics

First Child cartoon 1 of 187


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"I hope you kept the box it came in."

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First Child cartoon 2 of 187


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"My wife is about to have a baby, so I was wondering if you could make me work late for the next eighteen years or so."

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First Child cartoon 3 of 187

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'Is he your first?'

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First Child cartoon 4 of 187

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Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.

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First Child cartoon 5 of 187

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"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."

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First Child cartoon 6 of 187


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"Remember- we want her to stand out and fit in."

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First Child cartoon 7 of 187

'I'm a road warrior.'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120808   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, warm up, warm ups, warming up, easily distracted, distraction, distractions, favourite show, favourite shows, favourite programs

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First Child cartoon 8 of 187

'Hello? Animal control?'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp121013   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, animal control, pest control, animal controls, pest controls, animal controller, animal controllers, pest controller, pest controllers

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First Child cartoon 9 of 187

'Just another rave in the nursery.'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120515   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, late night, late nights, bad night, bad nights, rave, raves, raving, raver, ravers, no sleep, little sleep, rough night, rough nights

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First Child cartoon 10 of 187

'Why George, why?'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120222   High Res: 3000x1022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, first kid, first kids, first baby, first babies, nightmare, nightmares, sleeping problem, sleeping problems, sleeping issue, sleeping issues

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First Child cartoon 11 of 187

'Imagine that in gummi!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120412   High Res: 3000x1022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, amazing animal, amazing animals, worm, worms, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, sweeties, candies, unhealthy food, super sized food, supersized, supersized food

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First Child cartoon 12 of 187

'My teacher's job is to shape the minds of children... She must be a gigillionaire!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120806   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, teacher, teachers, teaching, overpaid, over paid, underpaid, under paid, under valued, over valued, under-valued, over-valued

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First Child cartoon 13 of 187

'Send him a text and find out!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120929   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, playtime, nursery, daycare, nurseries day care, baby care, low tech, low-tech, text, texting, word block, word blocks

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First Child cartoon 14 of 187

'Back me up buddy! She sounds cool with Moa!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120426   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, garden, gardens, garden decoration, garden decorations, garden decorating, garden ornament, garden ornaments, plastic bird, plastic birds

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First Child cartoon 15 of 187

'...Just like Daddy!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120627   High Res: 3000x1030 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, role model, role models, taking after parents, father and son, father son relationship, daddy's little boy

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First Child cartoon 16 of 187

'Hurray imagination!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120330   High Res: 3000x1022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, imagination, imaginary, baby, babies, destructive children, destructive child, child cost, child costs, kid cost, kid costs, naughty baby, naughty babies

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First Child cartoon 17 of 187

'Ay, there's the rub.'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120724   High Res: 3000x1021 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, hamlet, shakespeare, bad night, bad nights, rough night, rough nights, hamlet quote, hamlet quotes

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First Child cartoon 18 of 187

'Someday I'll go to school like the big kids!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120918   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, school, schooling, school lesson, school lessons, school game, school games, school age, education system, future plans, future ambitions

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First Child cartoon 19 of 187

'I can do all the things I've always wanted to, but couldn't!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp121127   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, troublemaker, troublemakers, troublemaking, left alone, abandoned, abandonment, naughty baby, naughty babies

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First Child cartoon 20 of 187

Worm Appreciation Society!

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120413   High Res: 3000x1022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, amazing animal, amazing animals, worm, worms, club, clubs, society, societies, social club, social clubs, social society, social societies

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First Child cartoon 21 of 187

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120615   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, self image, self conscious, self esteem, cell phone, cellphone, cell, cells, cell phones, cellphones, embarrassing photo, embarrassing photos

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First Child cartoon 22 of 187

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120315   High Res: 3000x1022 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, first child, first children, cell, cells, cellphone, cell phone, cellphones, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, alien, aliens, phone bill, phone bills, babies and phones

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First Child cartoon 23 of 187

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120711   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, bad sleeper, bad sleepers, insomnia, insomnias, insomniac, insomniacs, 24 hours, open 24 hours, 247, solitude, loneliness

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First Child cartoon 24 of 187

'Alien autopsy!'

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp120905   High Res: 3000x1026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, creative food, creative foods, creative cooking, interesting food, interesting foods, fussy eater, fussy eaters

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First Child cartoon 25 of 187

Like.....BLORK!

Artist: Trap, Paul   Search ID: ptp121115   High Res: 3000x1021 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, new parent, new parents, first baby, first child, first kid, first time parent, first time parents, onomatopoeia, puzzle, puzzles, word game, word games, crossword, crosswords, family life, family-life

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