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"As usual, Dominique, everything was absolutely business class."
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
Tags:death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."
"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, work from home, working from home, wfh, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, team meeting, first class, put your feet up, putting your feet up, recline, reclines, reclining, recliner, recliners, coronavirus, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks, viruses, comfort, comfortable, casual
The Way It Should Be
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, store, stores, checkout, checkouts, checking out, checkout lane, checkout lanes, 10 items or less, express lane, express lanes, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, groceries, vip, vips, vip customer, vip customers, velvet rope, exclusion, high status, conspicuous consumption, high class, upper class, first class, social divison, social divisions
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
Tags:first class, class, bar, bars, bar tender, stamps, stamp, high class, high society, middle class, upper class, post, postal, post office, clerk, letter, letters, preference, informal, informality, casual, keep it casual, keeping it casual, keeping things casual, laid back, mail, mails, mailing, letter, letters, appearance, appearances
"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"The Number Three isn't usually quite this civilized."
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
Tags:executive, premium, first class, line, lines, queue, queues, ice cream, ice cream man, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, summer, summertime, business, businesses, small business, food truck, food trucks, businessman, businessmen, cutting in line, line up, queue up, jumping the queue, jump the queue, skip the queue, skipping the queue
"Now boarding first class and platinum."
Tags:pearly gates, heavenly gates, boarding pass, boarding passes, first class, first classes, platinum, platinum class, elitism, egalitarianism, class divide, elitist, elitists, wealth inequality, social inequality, class system, class systems, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, paradise, airport, airports, welcome talk
First Class Travel
Tags:travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveller, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveled, travelled, first class, standard, standby, flight, flights, travel company, travel companies, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, townhouse, townhouses, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, travel agencies, travel agency, class, money, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, tour, tours, tourist, tourists
"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."
Tags:school, schools, school bus, school buses, bus, buses, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, passenger, passengers, bus stop, waiting, premium passenger, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, sky miles, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplanes, airplanes, plane, planes, air travel, travel, airport, airports, boarding, now boarding, business class, first class
"What are you doing outside of coach?"
Tags:coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, airhostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
Tags:economy, economy class, coach, coach class, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, phobia, phobias, aviophobia, aerophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, plane flight, plane flights, frighten, frightens, frightening, elite, elites, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, first class, entitled, entitlement
"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."
"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish
Tags:air travel, flying, airline, airlines, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, first class, business class, desk, desks, office, offices, office life, worker, worker, working, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, business trip, business trips, wordplay, word play
"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."
Tags:priority boarding, first class, upper class, business class, board, boards, boarding, airport, air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, snob, snobs, snobby, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, pretentious, class divide, class division, class divisions, entitlement complex, entitled
First Class Pooch
Tags:first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flying
"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."
Tags:upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, add-on, add-ons, adding on, airplane, airplanes, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flying, first class, upper class, premium economy, hidden fee, hidden fees, fee, fees, premium, hidden cost, hidden costs, credit card, credit cards, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, gates of heaven, afterlife, afterlives
"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"
"The government has sent some guidelines as to how we can cut our carbon footprint down....cut back on First Class air travel!"
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, carbon emission, carbon emissions, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, first class, air travel, air travels, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, company car, company cars, green office, government guideline, government guidelines