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'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
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"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."
"I can't cook, but I can pay."
"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
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"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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"Take good care of her, Mr Denny. She's all we've got."
"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"That was my answering cervix."
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
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"Yes,I'm an actor... and despite what they say in commercials, I'm also a real person."
"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
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"When I tell a story your tail wags in all the wrong places."
"Oh, I am enjoying our date, Harry, but if I seem nervous it may be because you're the only man I've spoken to since September who's over the age of fifteen."
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"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"
"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."
"How, exactly, do we go back to your place?"