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"Some of the older boys can be a bit rowdy, but I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, Mr. Smallcrotch."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"In a funny way I can say I've arrived, now that I'm assigned a cubicle larger than my apartment."
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First Day in New York
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"I think you'll like working with him. He's a real character."
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"It's his first day back at work."
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William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.
The Cycle of Life
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
"I try to get a head start on them."
'Bye, girls! Have a great day at school!...You look so cute in your new school clothes...What else could I have said to cheer them up?'
"Since this is my first day, should I walk up to the biggest guy I see and punch him in the face, or does that only work in prison?"
'You must be the new guy. Welcome aboard.'
'I'll bet she was happy the first day of school.'
"How was your first day back at school?"
'Your first day of student teaching?'
"Show the new guy here around. Clue him in on our ridiculous expectations."
"Nice first day, but next time a customer asks for 'cash back,' make sure they've bought something."
'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'
First day of School: Before and After
"On your mark, get set. . . Start School!!!"
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"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"
'Today is the first day of the rest of the presidential campaign.'
'Welcome aboard, Mr.Olsen. I want to tell you about how this company works.'