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'Take me to your leader.'
A close encounter of the awkward kind
An encounter with UFO.
'Earthlings! As a gesture of our good intentions, we give you the technology to print off early boarding passes...How about the technology to combine a phone and a camera in one device...I hear Mars is nice this time of year.'
'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'
'Anal probe them before they anal probe you. That's my motto.'
Aliens worship peas.
'Now I understand why everything is so confusing, You really have no leaders,'
The Initial Encounter.
'Houston, who's our best bowler?'
'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'
"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"
"I'll tell you what this means Margaret; millions of vegans are feeling quite smug right now, and the price of cheese is going to go through the roof on Monday!"