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'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'
"After fire and the wheel, it was only logical to invent the patent attorney."
'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'
'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'
'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'
Prehistoric man lighting fire scowls at wife drawing fire escape signs on cave wall.