First Husbands Cartoons and Comics

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."

"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."

"You're mixed up again, Alan - I'm your first wife."

"Too close a resemblance to my first husband - what else do you have?"

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

"But Goldilocks' third husband was just right."

'Do you suppose nobody pays any attention to us because we've only been married once?'

He's not bad for a first husband.

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

'I lost my first husband - of course - to curiosity.'

'She's had three husbands,including her own!'

"Why can't you be more like Simon? His usefulness is outliving HIM."

'It all started when my first husband told me to get a job if I thought I could do better.'

'Here comes my first husband-look taller.'

"This is Arthur, my first husband."