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"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
'Goodnight honey! Sleep tight!'
'How's it going?!'
'I think we should thin the herd.'
'Oh no! It looks like the baby needs new batteries!'
'It smells like...Victory.'
'How'd we get stuck with a car that doesn't talk?'
'A little help please.'
'I'm leaking from everything!'
'More dirt=more bubbles!'
'creamed peas excepted.'
'I don't like where this is headed.'
'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'
'Admit it. I just blew your mind
'...Just like Daddy!'
'Send him a text and find out!'
'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'
'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'