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"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."
"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."
And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician
I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.
All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.
Tragic 9 Ball
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You give me butterflies
'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''
'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'
With the bouquet, Fibbins knew he had overstepped the boundaries of a professional scientist-specimen relationship but dammit, he didn't care! He was in love!
"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"
'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'
'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'
The first Valentine...
'You NEVER like any of my boyfriends!'
'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'
Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!
'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'
'I think it's too soon for us to get married. Let's wait until I can at least color inside the lines.'
'Wait a minute. You get to ride in your mom's ipad holder?'
'Be careful what you say. You're talking about my one true love.'
'He loves me...he loves his laptop...he loves his phone...he loves his tablet...'
Couple with entwined heart balloons.