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Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.
Evolutionary Development of Lawyers.
'My invention is even more remarkable than yours. It is the simple declarative sentence.'
'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'
'Since we got up off all fours I've been having thse low back pains.'
'So by a vote of 8 to 2 we have decided to skip the industrial revolution completely, and go right into the electronic age.'
"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"
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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'It may not be a perfect wheel, but it's a state of the art wheel.'
"It's about time."
'Where did we go wrong?'
'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'
'You've got to give me your recipe!'
EVE...some assembly required
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God Creating the Universe...
"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."
Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.
"No Tharg, you didn't discover the dog, he just started following you around."
"That didn't take long - Adam lost control of the situation ALREADY."
"Interesting - Eve just called 'shotgun.'"