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"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."
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"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Tags:disease, diseases, infection, infections, illness, infectious disease, infectious diseases, get well soon, contamination, patient, patients, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, patient zero, isolation room, isolation rooms, deadly disease, deadly diseases, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals
"Shoulda brought the weed."
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"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"
"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
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Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'
"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."
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"He wants you to shake hands."
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'And I called 911 for him!'
"In the flesh? I thought you were apocryphal."
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"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."
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"Nice to finally put a name to the face."
"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."
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"...but enough about me."
'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'
Mary & Gary on their first real life date.
'Choose your words before my parents... I don't want them to think you're some sort of a slut...'
'Let's go somewhere noisy, where we can't talk.'
'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'
Steve thought the date was going rather well..
'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'
"I'm looking for a dreamboat, not a shipwreck."