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"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."
'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'
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problem, problems, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise, snake, snakes"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."
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adam and eve, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, garden of eden, first man, first men, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, evolutionary process, evolutionary processes, god's will, gods will, dawn of man, dawn of mankind, man, mankind, human, humans, early human, early humans, primitive man'You got a WHAT?'
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tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, body art, apple, apples, adam, eve, garden of eden, eden, adam and eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise'If you want to know why they're called the opposite sex, express an opinion.'
'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'
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primate, primates, tail, tails, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''
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christian, christians, christianity, sunday school, homework, online, internet, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradiseGod covers Eve's eyes: 'Adam?'
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guess who, god, practical joke, practical jokes, eyes, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise, peek a boo''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'
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god, angels, heaven, earth, creator, creators, creation, dualism, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradiseWelcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.
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gardens, spring, planting, vegetables, growing, weeds, yard work, suburbs, weed, weeding, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise"He's angry that Eve got mankind booted from the Garden of Eden."
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angry, sulk, sulks, sulking, women hater, misogynist, garden of eden, mankind, adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradiseGod handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.
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adam, adam and eve, eve, adam eve, bible story, bible stories, first man, first men, apple, apples, temptation, tempt, tempts, tempting, garden of eden, eden, paradise, god, remote, remotes, remote control, tv remote, tv remotes, sistine chapel'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'
'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'
'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'
'The speed bumps didn't work -- the Neanderthals made it over the Balkans into Western Europe.'
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speed bump, speed bumps, neanderthal, neanderthals, god, gods, cloud, clouds, first man, first men, balkan, balkans, western europe, europe, slow down, migrate, migrates, migration, migrating, speed, speeds, speeding'An impacted wisdom tooth? — well, that's what you get for evolving.'
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cave, caveman, cavemen, evolve, evolves, evolution, neanderthal, neanderthals, first man, first men, wisdom teeth, evolving, paleontology, tooth, teeth, wisdom, wisdom tooth, impacted, dentist, dentistry, toothache, toothaches