First Men Cartoons and Comics

"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."

'You got a WHAT?'

'Does the fig leaf make my butt look to big?'

Caveman surprised by dinosaur.

'If you want to know why they're called the opposite sex, express an opinion.'

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

Honk if you think Bill Clinton Would Make A Good First Man.

'Dis one is dangerous? Og can't remember.'

'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''

God covers Eve's eyes: 'Adam?'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"He's angry that Eve got mankind booted from the Garden of Eden."

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'The speed bumps didn't work -- the Neanderthals made it over the Balkans into Western Europe.'

'I'm an idea man.'

'Do you consider yourself a paleoconservative or a paleoliberal?'

'An impacted wisdom tooth? — well, that's what you get for evolving.'