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"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''
"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."
"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"
"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
"But you can call me Rex."
"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."
"What did I invent? I'm Gregory Phillips Wallingford. I invented names."
"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"
'Teachers never give you their real names because they don't want you to GOOGLE them.'
'Let's drop the first names, Lou. I think I'm going to have to turn on you.'
'Daffodil Jones . . . Rainbow Smith . . . Attila the Hun Williams . . ?'
'We are honored to have you with our law firm, Ms. Yhu, but do you have another first name you can use besides Sue?'
'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!
'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'