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"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
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'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."
"The view is all prewar brick."
This apartment is 300 square feet but, with judicious use of sliding separating walls, it feels like 1200 square feet.
"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."
Tags:gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, gingerbread cottage, gingerbread cottages, new home, new home, property, properties, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, witchs cottage, witch's cottage, house prices, housing market, the housing market, bargain, bargians, trick, tricks, trap, traps, mistake, mistakes big mistake, big mistakes, first time buyer, first time buyers, moving house, moving home, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales
'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'
'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'
"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"
Tags:mortgages, mortgage, banks, bank, credit crunch, loans, bank lending, economic downturn, housing, houses, lending, lenders, first time buyer, first time buyers, property ladder, housing ladder, housing markets, economic downturn, economic downturns, property prices, house prices, housing prices
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes', well we're the bank that likes to say ****off."
'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'
"And right in front of where you'll be standing will be your breakfast nook."
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When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'
"We're first time buyers but my dad has agreed to help us out!"
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"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."
Tags:mice, mouse, mousehole, mouseholes, mouse hole, mouse holes, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, corner house, corner houses, corner lot, corner lots, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales pitch, the sales pitch, new home, new homes, buying a house, first time buyer, first time buyers, upsizing
'It's a great starter cave.'
Housing association charities resist government right-to-buy proposals.
Tags:housing association, housing associations, housing charity, housing charities, housing association charity, housing association charities, housing minister, housing ministers, right-to-buy, right to buy, council housing, affordable housing, affordable properties, first time buyer, first time buyers
'And this beauty just came on the market.'
'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'
'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'
Tags:housing, house market, housing market, housing markets, houses, property market, property markets, first time buyer, first-time buyer, first-time buyers, banks, bank, first time buyers, bank, money, financial, finance, mortgages, mortgage, debt, magicians, borrowing, credit crunch, magician, magic show, magic shows, magic trick, magic tricks
'Four bedrooms, parking and a decent garden near to your social work office in Kensington for less than £250,000...I'll just bring up a selection for you to choose from...'
"First time buyers have always been my favorite clients."
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'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'