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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, expresso, espresso, bigger problem, bigger problems, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, first world problem, first world problems, annoying customer, annoying customers
Tags:medical bracelet, medical bracelets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, medical id bracelet, medical id bracelets, medical alert, medical alerts, medical advice, alert, alerts, warning, warning, first world problems, bug bear, bug bears, complain, complaining, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses
"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Tags:einstein, time, nature of time, wait, waits, airport, airports, air travel, plane travel, plane travels, trolley, trolleys, theory of relativity, general theory of relativity, gate, gates, board, boards, boarding, long wait, long waits, stop, stops, stopping, time stopping, impatient, impatience, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, airport terminal, airport terminals, frustration, frustrations, first world problem, first world problems
"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."
Tags:stargaze, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, dream, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, star, stars, the stars, discomfort, first world problems, first world problems, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, eye level, horizon, scientific development, scientific developments, technological development, technological developments
"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
Tags:cheerful, cheerfulness, money, money can't buy happiness, buy happiness, buying happiness, life of privilege, genetic, gene, genes, disposition, dispositions, demeanor, deameanour, happy, happiness, arrogant, arrogance, rich, rich person, rich people, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, first world problem, first world problems, earn, earns, earning money, mansion, mansions, waste of time, wastes of time, wasted life, wasted lives
Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
Tags:cia, the cia, c.i.a., interrogation, interrogations, spy, spies, espionage, questioning, first world problems, bug bear, bug bears, irritation, irritations, pet peeve, pet peeves, interrogation technique, interrogation techniques, interrogation method, interrogation methods, free from, free from food
Extra Large Christmas Tree
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas, big christmas tree, oversized christmas tree, christmas decoration, chirstmas decorations, too big for the door, doorway, doorways, tight doorway, tight doorwats, small doorway, small doorways, first world problems, tall christmas tree, tall christmas trees, mistake, mistakes, misjudge, misjudgement, wrong, size, wrong measurements, bad measurements
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
Tags:millet, jean millet, gleaner, gleaners, peasant, peasants, peasantry, glean, gleans, gleaning, contact lens, contact lenses, search, searches, searching, lost contact lens, lost contact lenses, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, art history, artist, artists, fine art, fine arts, jean-francois millet, realism, realist, realists, realism movement, mundane, everyday problem, everyday problems, first world problem, first world problems
"At least you're not being strangled by a mass of burdensome government regulations."
Tags:panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, social inequality, insensitive, insensitivity, first world problems, government regulations, irs, tax, taxes, inequality, begging, beggar, beggars, poverty gap, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
Tags:dreams, moisture, pollution, nightmare, nightmares, first world problem, first world problems, good skin, skin problem, skin problems, dry skin, acne, nightmares, living nightmare, living nightmares, waking nightmare, waking nightmares, dream, dreams, dreaming, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, middle class, middle classes, mankoff
"The universe is vast... and has surprisingly little parking..."
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, going out, arriving early, late, lateness, being late, awkward, awkwardness, social awkwardness, socially awkward, introvert, introverts, introverted, standing around, stand around, early, earliness, social norm, socials norm, punctual, punctuality, expectation, expectations, social expectations, middle class, middle class life, first world problems
"He's in the other room, grumbling about the culture."
The Tragedy of Prosperity
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms
"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."
Tags:middle class, middle classes, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, first world problem, first world problems, western world, the west, the western world, privilege, privileged, male privilege, problem, problems, complain, complaining, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, male stale pale, white men, white male, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."
Tags:rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percent, privilege, privileged, white trash, breeding, well bred, well-bred, good breeding, upbringing, upbringings, good upbringing, good upbringings, first world problems, 1st world problems, making an effort, up-bringing, up-bringings, upper class, upper class life, upper class attitudes
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
Tags:latte, lattes, caffe latte, caffe lattes, bookstore, bookstores, book seller, book sellers, expectation, expectations, first world problem, first world problems, entitled, entitlement, book, books, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee, coffees, independent bookstore, independent bookstores, customer, customers, customer service, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
Tags:bagel, bagels, street food, food cart, food carts, food trucks, food truck, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, market, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, healthy eating, multigrain, multigrain bagel, life choices, life choice, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mental health, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, reassess, reassessing, life goal, life goals, first world problems, misery, miserable, life cycle, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I had to stop watching the news - it was making my own problems seem insignificant."
Tags:news, bad news, first world problem, first world problems, news cycle, news cycles, tv news, depressing, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, life coach, life coaches, perspective, bigger perspective, insignificant, insignificance, problem, problems, difficulty, difficulties, personal problem, personal problems, selfish, self-obsessed, bigger picture, big picture
"Still won't start?"
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car wont start, car won't start, car not starting, baseball, baseball bat, baseball bats, repair, repairs, repairing, car repairs, car repairing, engineer, engineers, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, disrepair, futile, unsuccessful, hopeless, heavy handed, heavy-handed, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, first world problems, irritating, irritation, irritations, everyday problem, everyday problems
"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy training, obedience training, house train, house training, pedigree, pedigrees, dog breed, dog breeds, canine, canines, expensive, expenses, carpet, carpets, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, dilemma, dilemmas, shallow, shallows, first world problem, first world problems, new carpet, new carpets, interior design
"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."
Tags:electric car, electric cars, hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, environment guilt, first world problems, the environment, global warming, climate change, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, burning fossil fuel, burning fossil fuels, pollution, modern attitudes, environmental activist, environmental activists, eco guilt, eco anxiety, green guilt, egs, environmental guilt syndrome
"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
Tags:rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy families, nosy, idle rich, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, privilege, life of privilege, overprivileged, overprivilege, first world, first world problem, first world problems, checking account, checking accounts, assumption, assumptions, upper class, upper classes