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'Before I announce the bonus schedulae for this fiscal year, let's pause and give thanks for our loyal ex-colleagues now serving with the S.E.C.'
"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
Tags:nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, leave, administrative leave, office work, offices, office workers, roll over, carry over, roll-over, carry-over, childhood, nap nap, naptime, nap-time, end of year, end of year blues, year, fiscal year, business year, business, human resource, human resources, contracts, contract, desk, desk work, desk jockey, desk jockeys
"This is where things started getting really weird."
Tags:profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management
"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
Tags:fiscal year, fiscal years, plan, planning, family planning, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, meeting the parents, in laws, in law, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, engaged, engagement, tax, taxes, government, finance, financial
"Happy fiscal year to you, too!"
Next 25 Miles: Experimental 'No Government' Zone.
"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."
Tags:company, stockholder, stockholders, stockholder meeting, stockholder meetings, company stock, company stocks, stock price, stock prices, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers, corporate buyout, corporate buyouts, corporate culture, buyout, buyouts, takeover, takeovers, summary, summaries, year-end, years end, fiscal year, fiscal years
Obama and the Government Shutdown.
Reduction of Personnel.
Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'
GOP Government Shutdown!
'I know these issues are important...but what can I do? I'm just trying to get along! See you after work!'
'Hello, you called and asked to speak to 'one of the clowns who manages the budget'...?'
'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'
Grand Theft Government
'Alright! I'll take my sentence in fiscal, rather than regular years!'
U.S. Government Shutdown
US Government Shutdown.
"Jesus is talking again with the tax collectors. We must be close to the fiscal year end."
Tags:jesus, christ, tax collector, tax collectors, tax collection, tax collections, irs, internal revenue service, fiscal year, fiscal year end, year end, financial year, financial years, accountant, accountants, accounting, file taxes, filing taxing, bible, bible story, bible stories, christian, christians
"Your Board has decided to downsize its commitment to honesty and integrity by around 35% of the fiscal year."
Tags:honesty, honest, integrity, fiscal year, fiscal years, downsize, downsized, downsizing, downsizes, economic downturn, economic downturns, board, boards, board room, board rooms, boardroom, boardrooms, shareholder, shareholders, annual meeting, annual meetings, business ethics, corporate ethics, business morals, corporate morals