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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"It's time to restock the cubicles."
'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'
Fish trying to get food.
'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'
"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"
'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'
"Just once I'd like it to be filet mignon!"
'It's always about you, isn't it?'
"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."
"Just one I'd like to see a menu."
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"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
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'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'
'Face it - we can't run this place on our own.'
'Aw, $*@#! They bought the generic brand!'
A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels
'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'
"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"
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"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"