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Unfortunately, Jerry lacked the mental acuity to have foreseen the obvious problem with pet flying fish.
'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'
Goldfish playing badminton.
Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).
'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'
"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"
"We find it calms the patient."
'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'
"Stop eating my goldfish." "He's not eating it. He's keeping it warm."
'I told you it was a bad idea to keep it on the microwave.'
'Where's your goldfish?'
'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'
'In case my son hates the clown fish, is this bowl microwaveable?'
"No more home swaps on the internet."
Kid to dad about pet door on fishbowl: 'It's a dogfish.'
'I drink to remember.'
Man hits a golf ball through a window into a fishbowl.
'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'
"Check out the new sushi bar!"
Multiple floaters! Gah! - 'They look a bit like little brown fish.' - 'Well hello little fishy-wishes...' -
'It just makes it seem more interesting.'
I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...
Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'
I'm afraid we're her first saltwater fish.