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"Today is catch-your-own day."
"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"
"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."
"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."
"It's getting harder and harder to get that first listing in the phone book."
"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."
On the Building Site...
Scuba diver in a fishmongers
'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'
'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'
'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'
'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'
'No! You may not see a menu.'
'Fred's Fish Shop.'
'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'
'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'
"My fish locator sent me."