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'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'
'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
The Big Catch
"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"
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'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'
A Bigger Catch
'You're going to need a bigger net.'
Thank God for periodontal disease.
'Remember what bait you used.'
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
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'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'
"Hey, you dropped this."
'Grisly? That's being a bit harsh, Paul, though I do admit it's a bit rough around the edges.'
And Nature's Owner Anglers to Admire
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Of selecting exactly the right bait...
Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.
For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.
He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.
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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning