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'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'
'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'
'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"
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'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'
A Bigger Catch
'You're going to need a bigger net.'
Thank God for periodontal disease.
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
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'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'
'Grisly? That's being a bit harsh, Paul, though I do admit it's a bit rough around the edges.'
"Hey, you dropped this."
The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.
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And the enchanting sound of running water.
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The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.
If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...
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Of selecting exactly the right bait...
For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.
For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.
....And solving technical problems.