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Fisherman catches the Big Fish
"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."
"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."
The one that got away
If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...
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"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."
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'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'
'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'
'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'
"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."
Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.
"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."
The Fisherman Who Got Caught
"He's got an app that tells him how much he can exaggerate his fishing story based on your gullibility."
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'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'
"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"
Liar's Club fish
The Boy who cried 'wolf' became a fisherman: '...but it got away!'
'This should come out just right.'
'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'
'Does that include the fishing rod?'
'That the biggest fish ever caught here, what bait did you use?'
'And that's only the size of the fly.'
'Shall I fry it or flush it?'