Fishmongers Cartoons and Comics

Seafood Chum

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"What's good for a 'he sleeps with the fishes' message?"

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

'What's wrong with those fish?'

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.

A counter displays two types of fish: swordfish and double-edged swordfish.

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."

Bob's Fresh Fish - "Cheapskate"

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Why didn't I think of that?"