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"Damn it. He's got a moat."
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Gumball Machine Fishbowl
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."
"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"
"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"
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"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"
"An underwater lighthouse. Seriously? How is that going to help?"
"Just once I'd like it to be filet mignon!"
"Okay, if there's no god, who's living in that damn castle?"
Goldfish in a Rowing Boat
"Just one I'd like to see a menu."
Tags:fish food, fish foods, aquarium, aquariums, fishtank, fishtanks, fish bowl, fish bowsl, fish tank, fish tanks, fishbowl, fishbowls, menu, menus, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gorumets, eating out, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes
"Why couldn't it be one of those 'bouncy' castles?"
"Well, I've gotta go. My ride is here."
A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"
Tags:pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, aquarium, aquariums, animal, animals, pet, pets, fish, tropical fish, school of fish, tank, tanks, fishtank, fishtanks, fish tank, fish tanks, jumping, price, prices, price tag, price tags, different prices, higher price, more expensive, value, worth, self-worth, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, changing sides, switching sides, moving up in the world, social status, social statuses, social mobility, status, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, net worth, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, hierarchy, hierarchies, upper class, wealthy, elite, elites
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'
Tags:curb appeal, house viewing, house viewings, property viewing, property viewings, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishtank, fishtanks, fishbowl, fishbowls, housing ladder, property ladder, estate agent, estate agents, property market, property markets, housing market, housing markets, goldfish, goldfishes
'I prefer it this way.'
"I never knew I had a cousin from the city."
"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."
"...18, 91, 20. Ready or not, here I come!"