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"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
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handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."
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business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, office work, offices, office workers, politician, politicians, obama, president obama, barack obama, president barack obama, handshakes, handshake, greeting, greetings, meeting, meetings, fist bump, fist bumps, fistbump, fistbumps, fist-bump, fist-bumps, cleanliness, clean, sanitation, sanitary, business meeting, business meetings, business transaction, business transactions"I usually only fist-bump on the first deal but what the heck."
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bro, bros, hipster, hipsters, bohemian, bohemian lifestyle, fist bump, fist-bump, fist bumps, fist-bumps, fist bumped, fist-bumped, fist-bumping, fist bumping, handshake, handshakes, handshaking, shaking hands, closing a deal, closed deal, closed deals, closing deals, close a deal, closed a deal, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, obnoxious, pretentious, overboard, business venture, business ventures"Less bromance, more broductivity."
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bro, bros, bromance, bromances, pal, pals, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, young men, productivity, low productivity, tech world, masculine, masculinity, work together, works together, working together, fist bump, fist bumps, fist pound, fist pounds, broductivity, work harder, works harder, working harder, productive worker, productive workers"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."
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customer service, call operator, call operators, customer services, help desk, help desks, phone options, automation, phone trees, customers, assistance, troubleshooting, technical difficulties, celebrations, celebrating, celebrate, fist bump, chest bump, high five, high fives, fist bumps, chest bumps, high-five, high-fives'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'
"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."
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yes men, yes man, fist bumps, entourage, entourages, catchphrase, catchphrases, fist bump, can i get an amen, can-i-get-an-amen, bosses, lackey, lackeys, bosses, worker, workers, underling, underlings, personality types, personality type, boss, executive, president, staff, secretary, admin, office, desk, company, ceo"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
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fist, fist bump, fist-bump, fist-bumps, fist bumps, office place, officeplace, awkward, awkwardness, discomfort, uncomfortable, greet, greeting, greetings, employee, employer, manager, managers, employees, employers, cubicle, cubicles, congratulations, congratulate, congratulates, congratulatory, recognize, recognition, reward, rewards, appropriate, inappropriate, co-worker, co-workers, new job, new jobs, work environment, workplace environment'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'
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fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, fist bumped, impressed, impresses, impressing, impressive, handshake, handshakes, handshaking, boss, bosses, bossing, bossed, personnel, human resources, interview, interviewed, interviews, interviewing, job, jobs, hire, hired, hires, hiring'It started as friendly fist bumps but quickly escalated to knockout blows!'
"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."
"Your knuckles are bruised and callused."
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health, medical, doctor, doctors, doctors orders, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, greeting, greetings, cool, cooler, hip, handshake, handshakes, hand hygiene, bruised, callused, overused, rsi